i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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