so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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