Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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