Buhtt sex?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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