I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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