I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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