AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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