You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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