all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
This is classic penis vs brain.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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