Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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