is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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