I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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