Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She announced her abortion via fbk
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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