Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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