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At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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