420 ftw
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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