Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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