he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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