do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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