Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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