i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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