I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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