Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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