i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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