My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize