butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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