whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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