Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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