Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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