one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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