just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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