i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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