I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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