you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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