A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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