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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...

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(646): View more from New York

I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback

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(419): View more from Ohio

i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself

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(409): View more from Texas

white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character

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(714): View more from California

Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.

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(289): View more from Ontario

I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?

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(209): View more from California

I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.

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