I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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