we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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