You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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