I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.