Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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