Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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