He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
