It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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