I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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