would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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