would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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