I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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