I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just googled if crying burns calories
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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