whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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