As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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