Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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