You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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