You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
ok first of all what the fuck
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