I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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