My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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