question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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