How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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