Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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