shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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